Please ignore the bunny

We get our fair share of odd crimes in Las Cruces.

I'd usually bring you your "Stranger Than Fiction" update with stories from the world at large, or at least out-of-state.

Much like this tale of an Indiana man who, at the direction of a bunny rabbit and other nefarious characters, sprayed lighter fluid in a store after the pharmacy wouldn't fill his 'script without him paying for it.

Go figure.

Read this gem at http://www.14wfie.com/story/15033754/epd?clienttype=printable and enjoy.

Wait! There's more!

I mentioned we've got our special brand of odd in Las Cruces. Check out the latest in our infamous nipple-ripping case.

Yes, you read that right. Sorry about that.

A family feud went awry (yes, alcohol was involved) in December, 2010, when a mother-in-law and her son's wife engaged in a tussle which ended with a nipple falling to the floor.

Awkward.

The cringe-inducing story came to an end this week with a probationary sentence for mother-in-law.

"It's still family" said the judge.

Titilating story can be seen at http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_18411751?source=most_viewed