Zombie rocker just kidding

From Starpulse News Blog

Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards insists he never snorted his father's ashes - his recent comments were made in "jest." Richards can't believe people took him seriously after he told British music magazine NME he once snorted his dad Bert's ashes mixed with cocaine.
He said, "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. "It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
However, Richard's manager Jane Rose tells MTV that the hellraiser's comments were "said in jest. Can't believe anyone took (it) seriously."

Jason's snark: Yeah, 'cause sniffing paternal cremains is just so funny. Take your Geritol, Keith. Maybe with a Metamucil back.